Ben Jones

Bean Geeks - Session Porter Jones

Pretty decent, especially as it’s extremely old. Coffee could be stronger and it’s a bit thin but it’s nice enough. It also earned me the Danish Delight badge which is coincidentally the name of the first porn mag I ever bought.

K:rlek Jones

Beautiful lemon vibe going on with this. It’s smooth and creamy and very, very nice.

Siliginis Alba Jones

Haven’t had a Rye beer for a while and I’m not sure why. Hoppy, bit of malt going on and then the spicy Rye. Nice.

Side Eyes Jones

Drinkable but pretty high on the average scale.

Double Dippy Doo Jones

Proper boozy and dank and juicy and all those other words.

Particle Horizon Jones

Amazing colour on it and decent sourness. Should come with a shot of Gaviscon though.

Stick In The Ear Jones

Gave this a 4 last time but think things have moved on. Anyway 4 is a shit number as all us bellends in tier 4 will tell you.

Dank & Juicy Jones

Definitely dank and juicy but I’m knocking 0.25 off for them calling this a West Coaster.

Vague Vessel Jones

Thick, creamy and juicy and just look at that fucking can. Beautiful.

American Dream Jones

After a recent run of poor Mikkeller’s this is good. Proper easy drinking lemony and creamy. I’m drunk.

Blow Out Jones

Pretty average much like all the Mikkeller beers I’ve had lately.

The Mentor Jones

It’s ok. Expected better.

Heated Seats Jones

Top beer from the Danes. Citrus all over the place, like a beery Adama Traore.