Beer Dashboard

Solid as a French bastard full of bastard balls and the balls empty allllll over your mother’s Turkey. Get me a towel.

4.75

over 2 years ago

Solid as getting your dick caught in a swinging saloon door. Just awful garbage.

0.5

almost 4 years ago

Solid as hearing your father in law talk about gonorrhea.

3.5

almost 4 years ago

Solid as free beer.

3.0

over 4 years ago

Solid as sucking one off the tap in park in Nashville.

4.25

over 4 years ago

Solid as violence.

4.25

over 4 years ago

Solid as I’ll be calling in sick tomorrow

4.5

over 4 years ago

Ashleigh Bills