Beer Dashboard

Solid as a French bastard full of bastard balls and the balls empty allllll over your mother’s Turkey. Get me a towel.

4.75

almost 3 years ago

Solid as getting your dick caught in a swinging saloon door. Just awful garbage.

0.5

about 4 years ago

Solid as hearing your father in law talk about gonorrhea.

3.5

over 4 years ago

Solid as free beer.

3.0

over 4 years ago

Solid as sucking one off the tap in park in Nashville.

4.25

almost 5 years ago

Solid as violence.

4.25

about 5 years ago

Solid as I’ll be calling in sick tomorrow

4.5

about 5 years ago

Ashleigh Bills