Theo Jean Larsen

Væskebalancen

You can find me crack opening cold ones at Væskebalancen. I’ll shotgun ya beer if you ask nicely. Downing time: 2,8 sec.

Checkins

9

General rating

3.28

 

Havefest Jean Larsen

I hate veg but I love this fucker of brewy goodness. Nice herbal flavour and nice big bottle to make you forget where you came from, where did you go, where did you go, where did you come from COTTONEYE JOE! I’m off me tits. Cheers

4.0

about 1 year ago

 

Chrome Chrysalis Jean Larsen

Love it. I’m drunk

3.5

over 1 year ago

 

Freak Wave Jean Larsen

BLoODy gooooood! I’m pissy stiff as whipped egg whites for my tiramisu. Would do this beer again

4.0

over 1 year ago

 

Doink Jean Larsen

Lovely brew. Good for times where you want to keep the percentages low and mind clear…. BUT WHEN THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER WANT THAT?! I’d reserve this one for a year then check back to see if the percentage has increased. Cheeeeeers lad

3.5

over 1 year ago

 

Dixi Jean Larsen

Nice bitterness. Nice fresh beer. Ever wondered how the Statue of Liberty manages to stand so still all the time? And be green? And be so big? Not gonna lie. I’ve had a few brewskies and I can’t remember where I left my pants. Cheers

3.25

almost 2 years ago

 

Imperial Barrel-Aged Jule Porter Jean Larsen

Now sorry to say this… But eating the leftovers of a bonfire has never been a big favorite of mine. And neither has drinking it. It’s not bad but I’d rather do a Guinness through me arse. That’s just me. Cheeeers!

2.0

over 2 years ago

 

Krogaard Fanø Jean Larsen

Fresh and bitter. Think about this: You wake up. Your refrigerator is completely empty. Absolute panic. In desperation you grab the first two bottles you see - lemon and flat sparkling water - and pour the mix in your hole. Voilà. It’s doable. Prost!

2.25

over 2 years ago

 
3.25

about 4 years ago

 

0 IBU Jean Larsen

Bloody solid beer. Easily drinkable and refreshing. Now I’m as good at mathematics as Boris is at doing his barnet. But I do know that drinkablity + 12,5% alcohol = stiff pipe and a wicked night. Buzzin’!

3.75

over 4 years ago