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In Mikkeller Bar Amsterdam the average amount of hops in a beer was nineteen. N-n-n-n-nineteen nineteen. Etc.

Beer Geek Fudgesicle

Stupid sweet to the point of dumb as fuck. But nice. But dumb as fuck lol.

Hop'uccino

I LIKE COFFEE IPA'S NOW!!!

Big Doink

Bish, Bosh, thank you Tosh! (from The Bill, obvs) - big DIPA all up in my Danish grill, on tap at Diamond Slice pizza. Dank, thick and bitter - like me innit bro lol.

Månestøv

Went slam, bam, thank you m'lady straight to the fucking face. Paired with a massive pizza slice covered in honey. Literally yes.

Ich Bin Blueberry

Went to the "Danish computer games through the ages" exhibition, which was ace, then got a ferry (saw Mikkeller Baghaven from it, but closed for winter), now sitting in yet another incredible, cosy craft beer bar. Beer nerds, Copenhagen is your Valhalla!

Nice Spice

Like being headbutted in the balls by Santa himself. It's Christmas violence ser!

Crimmus

Danish NEIPA! And it's a good one! Goes well with being a Scandinavian fisherman. Merry Christmas, fuckos! Whoop whoop! Etc.

Sugar Plum Fairy

First beer in Copenhagen since 2019 - LET'S GO!!! Went for something Christmassy. Aben is right by our hotel, as is Warpigs. Goddamn I love this city! Also, it's my birthday! LET'S GO!!! Etc.

House of the Dragon

Been avoiding this fot a year because chilli stout, but it's now 4 months out of date so figured I'd better get it cleared. Chilli is super subtle, so this is not half as bad as anticipated. It's no sink pour, at least!

Stedsegrøn / Evergreen

Swung by Asda which I hate and is awful, but they have this Mikkeller in stock as standard, so I'm amazed I've never checked it in before. Nice and light, but hardly a "hazy IPA", especially at 3% or whatever. Insert something about needing a beer here.

Ich Bin Raspberry

Bought the last two cans of this yesterday in some kind of bargain bucket for a couple of quid. I guess no more Mikkeller in M&S? Spent two days painting one goddamn bedroom wall and also it's now autumn, needed a beer.

Lean In

Big. Danish land DIPA split release with Pollys, and it's raddington bare. Flavour town. Lovely stuff, etc. #LittleWinterBeerBash

Holiday Ale From To (Til Fra via Mikkeller)

Great for an apparent (double) porter. Big, roasty, full of Christmassy spices'n'that. That said, don't forget that the planet is rapidly dying, and that the universe will one day expand so much there will be nothing but ice cold infinite bleak darkness.

Christmas 2022

Christmas bock from the Mikkeller advent calendar. Bit different! Just put up some John Lewis curtains in the office after 9 years of meaning to lol, finally got pushed in to it by broken Britain and its -7 degrees mornings and criminal heating bills.

Ris a la M’ale

Agree with My Name Is Carl from the bygone days of 2017 when he said he's not getting any almonds. It's five years later, and neither am I. But I don't mind because I prefer cherries anyway. Still waiting for the wood fired hot tub to cook lol.

Mikkeller XMAS Vienna Lager Classic

YOLO-HO-HO!!! Purely medicinal sir, started cleaning the house at 9am, stopped not long ago and my back is beyond rekt. Now doing some work before probably jumping on either Vampire Survivors or one of its clones, as some of them are great. Goodbye.

Münich Münich Lager

Mikkeller Advent #DON'T KNOW SIR! Only four check-ins so far? Mikkeller Christmas box putting in some excellent exclusives, it seems like. This is a note perfect Munich lager. About to go well with live UFC after a highly productive Saturday.

Neu Pilsner

Mikkeller Advent #WHO THE FUCK KNOWS BECAUSE UPS SMASHED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF IT. Only one bottle actually smashed, but the whole "calendar" is ruined. No packing materials in the box at all - poor show Mikkeller, you just lost a customer.

Blow Out

BEEEEEEEEEE ER.

SpontanCherry Frederiksdal

Just like what Madonna said in her most famous song "Holiday" - "Holiday! It's bloody brilliant, ya twat!"

Jubilee

If you don't leave on a stout, you ain't not nowt - Thatcher said that, right after she slammed her fist down, smoked a cigar and invaded the Falkland Islands, or something. This is a cherry imperial stout. It tastes like a fucking cake bro.

Specific Seperation

SIR! ANOTHER BEER! AND ANOTHER PHOTO OF THE SAME FLIGHT! DON'T SAY I NEVER GIVES YOU NOT NOTHIN'! BEER IS AMAZING TOO! YES!

Stolen Red Berries

Flight all up my grill motherfuckers! I AM NOT ON PLAGUE ISLAND! AND I AM DRINKING BEER! It's a three shots to the arm and you're good to fucking go Christmas miracle!

Geeked Up

A lot of Gamma over here. Are they the new To Ol / Omnipollo? They're fucking great whatever the case. Back in my also favourite bar here. It's been too long, fam!

Beer Geek Fudgesicle

Lovely cancelled pudding.

Oude Geuze Goût Américain

Mikkeller advent calendar #18, and an absolute banger of a gueze, made in conjunction with Boon. How could one possibly ask for more than that in their advent calendar? Lovely stuff, goes well with not doing anything I'd normally be doing on the 18th Dec.

SpontanAcai

Mikkeller advent calendar #11. Okay, still not seen a stout in this calendar, but this is straight up incredible anyway. Sour as fuck, as it should be, and joyously tasty. About to go well with Cyberpunk 2077 as my goddamn Series S turned up a week early!

Xmas Wish Gluten Free

Was honestly anticipating this being dogshit because why would you want no gluten? But this has a proper old school bitter Mikkeller IPA taste; malty, hoppy, darker than all these bloody hazy IPA's, more akin to Green Gold and other Mikkeller classics.

Resting Brew Face

Mikkeller advent calendar #9. Stunning imperial NEIPA, brewed by Mikkeller Copenhagen and Mikkeller San Diego at the To Ol brewery. Absolute fucking syrupy hop bomb, more akin to older big west coast US IPA's that I love and rarely see anymore. Massive!

Hallo Ich Bin Berliner Weisse Frederiksdal Cherry

Mikkeller advent calendar #6. Not as strong as the beers from the last 5 days, but still absolutely fantastic. This looks to be the more "high end" version of the standard cherry "Halo Ich Bin..." and is probably one of the best cherry sours I've had.

SpontanCherry Frederiksdal (2020)

Mikeller advent calendar #3. Considering all of these beers worked out to not much more than four quid each, delivered, I've been absolutely blown away so far. And this one is straight up incredible. The most cherry bastard that ever was, is, or shall be!