Checkins
13
Checkins
13
General rating
3.63
“Last Christmas I gave you this bottle, the very next day you had me throttled”
over 1 year ago
Together is overrated. Apart is regulated. Together is squelchy. Apart is so healthy. *shrugs*
about 4 years ago
Buy now for Christmas for guaranteed needle drop and girth shrinkage
over 4 years ago
She loved him like a tree without needles, a needlessly needleless lustful arbor ardour
almost 5 years ago