The50ftQueeny

Oxton, Scottish Borders

Inventor of the verb 'to beerplan'

Checkins

General rating

3.63

Kriek Boon (2022)

“Last Christmas I gave you this bottle, the very next day you had me throttled”

3.75

almost 2 years ago

Ich Bin Raspberry

‘For I am too raspberry incarnate’

3.25

over 3 years ago

Hydroglyph

I was kicked out of The Bangles for walking like a Minoan

4.25

over 3 years ago

Do Stuff Together

I’m not looking for a New England. Just as well.

2.25

about 4 years ago

Do Stuff Together

Together is overrated. Apart is regulated. Together is squelchy. Apart is so healthy. *shrugs*

2.5

over 4 years ago

Kriek Boon

Get yer Kriek on, it’s time to pop yer cherry

3.5

over 4 years ago

Heated Seats

Too quick on the brakes and the back seat became one giant skid mark

4.0

over 4 years ago

Blow Out

un coup ou une pipe est la devise de l'organisation Michelen

4.25

almost 5 years ago

Stedsegrøn / Evergreen

Buy now for Christmas for guaranteed needle drop and girth shrinkage

3.75

almost 5 years ago

Heated Seats

By Satan’s hot pants! My horns just got hornier!

4.0

almost 5 years ago

Blow Out

I wanted a blow up but only got a blow bob a job

4.0

almost 5 years ago

Stedsegrøn / Evergreen

She loved him like a tree without needles, a needlessly needleless lustful arbor ardour

3.75

about 5 years ago

Heated Seats

My milkshake brings all the boys to the haberdashery

4.0

about 5 years ago