Houston Hoff

Checkins

8

General rating

0.84

 

Daycap Lime Hoff

Garage backlog. I'm paying my wife $0.50 an empty to log my beers.

0.0

about 1 year ago

 

Ultimate Oktoberfest Hoff

Fucktoberfest 2022 backlog. 31 days of either a Märzen or festbier. Year 4 and still managed to find a couple new ones.

0.0

almost 2 years ago

 

All Day Vacay Hoff

Massive 2021 backlog. Tried to spend more time drinking beer, less time logging. Finally getting to the bags of empties in my garage and pictures on my phone.

0.0

over 3 years ago

 

Blushing Padre Hoff

What a cock punch. The bite of a good Vallartan hooker paired with the pillowy softness of a pair of Belgian whoore titties. Real nice.

0.0

over 4 years ago

 

Oktoberfest Hoff

Fucktoberfest 2020 backlog. A different Marzen/Festbier every day of October. Managed to do ALL new never-had beers this year. Prost.

3.25

over 4 years ago

 

Punkin Ale Hoff

HoffFest 2020 backlog, thick dicks and loose chicks.

0.0

almost 5 years ago

 

Pilsner Hoff

HoffFest 2020 backlog, thick dicks and loose chicks.

0.0

almost 5 years ago

 

Más Agave Grapefruit Hoff

Got a lil nut sac to it, big ole grapefruit sized nuts at that. The kind you gotta wear two pairs of drawers for for that extra support. How come bras come with underwire for support, but I cant find none for my nutters?

3.5

almost 5 years ago