Tobias Lavard Kjaer

Denmark

I'm making subjective and probably horribly inaccurate beer assessments.

Checkins

51

General rating

3.89

 

Cloud Gazing Lavard Kjaer

Like a slightly more refined Jacobsen yakima ipa. Equally citrusy but More bitter. Crisp and fresh.

3.75

12 months ago

 

Qua-Doink Lavard Kjaer

Still delicious and full of tropical delight. Almost paradoxical in nature: Alcohol is cleatly present although subdued and well integrated. It’s round yet it has edge! Seemingly fruity and simple yet complex and interesting. A joy every single time.

5.0

about 1 year ago

 

Freak Wave Lavard Kjaer

Orange and tropical fruits. Deliciously bingeable!

4.0

about 1 year ago

 

Qua-Doink Lavard Kjaer

Still baller

5.0

about 1 year ago

 

KBS Blueberry Lavard Kjaer

Like someone dropped berry lemonade concentrate in a nice stout. It’s good for sure, but I would have rated it higher if the lemonade was dialed down a bit.

3.75

about 1 year ago

 

Non-Friction Lavard Kjaer

Very aptly named as there is absolutely No friction going down. Slightly sour, slightly sweet, very easy to drink.

3.75

about 1 year ago

 
3.5

about 1 year ago

 

Crimmus Lavard Kjaer

Delightful. Easy and Realy realy fresh

4.0

about 1 year ago

 

Diffuse Light Lavard Kjaer

The first one I had was clearly stored incorrectly. This one wasn’t. Really good. Round, mild, fruity. Peach. Does not read like 8%

4.0

about 1 year ago

 

Good Morning, Vietnam Lavard Kjaer

Smells more like porter than stout. Tastes of Coffee ofcourse, but also star anise.

4.0

about 1 year ago

 
4.5

about 1 year ago

 

Canadian Breakfast Stout (CBS) Lavard Kjaer

Barrel aging. Chocolate. Brown sugar. Coffee and vanilla. Very very good. Moersleutel levels of flavour combinations. Love it!

4.75

about 1 year ago

 

Cryogenesis Lavard Kjaer

Bingeable as fuck. Well balanced sourness and bitterness. Lemon and fruit.

4.0

about 1 year ago

 
4.0

about 1 year ago

 

Single Estate Vintage Ale 2023 Lavard Kjaer

A refined version of the limfjords whiskey porter. Smells like rye bread, tastes like smoked meats. Thick as fuck.

3.5

about 1 year ago

 

Just the One - Zappa Lavard Kjaer

Sour but not in a dishwaser cloth kind of Way. Intense but not unpleasant.

3.75

about 1 year ago

 

King Ink Lavard Kjaer

Deep, complex and vinous, just like its barrel aged counterpart. Plum wine, smoke, leather. Well made for sure!

4.5

about 1 year ago

 

Hot Fuzz Lavard Kjaer

Beerized Orange juice. Well executed.

4.25

about 1 year ago

 

So Pitted Lavard Kjaer

Smells sweet of something I can’t quite put my finger on. Well made but mostly tastes bitter, and the sweetness is not to be found in the taste.

4.0

about 1 year ago

 

KBS Hazelnut Lavard Kjaer

The intensity and character of a moersleutel But with none of the cirkus. Chocolate, coffe and nougat for days bit without much sweetness. A welcome sourness that meshes Well. A touch of vanilla would have been dope!

4.5

about 1 year ago

 

Big Doink Lavard Kjaer

Well rounded and easy but with character. Does not read as 8%.

4.0

about 1 year ago

 

Qua-Doink Lavard Kjaer

Quadruple the doink quadruple the goodness! Bitter yet sweet! Round yet with edge. Character for days.

5.0

about 1 year ago

 

Slice of Sunshine Lavard Kjaer

Bitter although a bit watery. Bitterness is nice and well balanced though. Needs something additional to supplement the bitterness.

3.75

about 1 year ago

 

Bourbon Barrel Aged King Ink (2023) Lavard Kjaer

Tobacco, smoke, chocolate and coffee served in a log cabin. Red Wine. Ryebread. Liquorish. Enough different tastes to describe 5 different beers. Very vineous and complex. So good!

4.5

about 1 year ago

 

Mo' Fuzz Lavard Kjaer

Nice! A welcome Sour bitterness. Smells yeasty in a “burned oatmeal”- kind of way. Pale opaque yellow.

4.0

about 1 year ago

 

Implosion Lager Lavard Kjaer

It’s alright for an alcohol free beer. First half - although lacking the savory bitterness - was actually quite convincing! Unfortunately, the Second half turned more sweet and felt less convincing.

3.25

about 1 year ago

 

#DIPA Lavard Kjaer

Better than when I drank it the last time. Sweet and tasty!

4.25

over 1 year ago

 

Snowbound Vanilla Porter Lavard Kjaer

Expected it to be sweet, but it’s actually pleasantly bitter. Usually, vanilla as a featured ingredient is quite subdued, but in this one it’s allowed to be as present and prominent as the coffee is! Interesting for sure.

3.75

over 1 year ago

 

Karl Smart IPA Lavard Kjaer

Westcoasty. Hint of Sweetetness and tea.

3.75

over 1 year ago

 

Mind Parachute Lavard Kjaer

Really good! Nice smell, Perfect bitterness, alcohol reads just right!

4.25

over 1 year ago

 

Dewdrop Lavard Kjaer

Nice but hard for me to pinpoint. Delightful!

4.0

over 1 year ago

 

Paradisfugl Lavard Kjaer

Quite unique. Opaque. Funny but interesting taste.

3.75

over 1 year ago

 

Derivative Lavard Kjaer

Fresh, slamable, slightly sour and flowery.

3.5

over 1 year ago

 

Lysdal Lavard Kjaer

Smells like pineapple. Good bitterness but needs more taste. Slightly dusty.

3.5

over 1 year ago

 

Unrelenting Highs Lavard Kjaer

Sweet and charismatic, yet assertive. Lovely ipa!

4.25

over 1 year ago

 

Peak Bloom Lavard Kjaer

Like water with a slice of lemon. Too mild.

2.5

over 1 year ago

 

19 Lavard Kjaer

Drank it a bit too warm. It’s good though! Bitter. Malty start, ends on vanilla.

3.75

over 1 year ago

 

The Christmas Tree Lavard Kjaer

Decent bitterness that is present yet rounded. Fruity. Well made but not inovative.

4.0

over 1 year ago

 

Kalas 2023 Lavard Kjaer

Liquorish, but in an ouzo-kind of way. Interesting, strong and delicious!

4.0

over 1 year ago

 

Høj Cigarføring Lavard Kjaer

Good but hard to describe. I enjoyed it for sure!

3.75

over 1 year ago

 

Gammel Flamme Lavard Kjaer

Delicious smell! First Sip seemed yeasty, but it quickly turned quite mild and round. Good bitterness

3.75

over 1 year ago

 

Diffuse Light Lavard Kjaer

I’m unsure if it was stored incorrectly because this one tastes off. Like plastic was added. I’ll withhold a rating until I get the chance to try a different can.

0.0

over 1 year ago

 

Beep Boop Lavard Kjaer

Nice and light. Good bitterness.

3.25

over 1 year ago

 

Substrate Lavard Kjaer

One of the mildest beers ive ever had. Good for the percentage but otherwise quite boring. Fresh. Reminds me of sparkling water with citrus, but with a slight twist.

2.75

over 1 year ago

 

6th Anniversary Lavard Kjaer

Realy Nice! Very bitter but in a well rounded way that I enjoy! Dry and surprisingly clear.

4.5

over 1 year ago

 

Centennial IPA Lavard Kjaer

Man this goes down smooth! Green tea and a pleasantly rounded bitterness!

4.0

over 1 year ago

 

Dank & Juicy Lavard Kjaer

Pretty good! Lovely color. Smells like a cream based tropical fruit desert! Much less sweet taste than I expected although sweetness is still present and nicely balanced with the bitterness. Super drinkable!

4.25

over 1 year ago

 

All Day IPA Lavard Kjaer

Very pleasant and easy to drink. Good taste for 4,7%. Slightly piney

3.5

over 1 year ago

 

#DIPA Lavard Kjaer

Im missing some more ‘KAPOW’, but other than that it’s lovely! Subtle Boozyness but in the back of the mouth. Underplayed but pleasant bitterness that dissipates quickly.

3.75

over 1 year ago

 

Confusions Lavard Kjaer

Smells like sweet fruits. Kind of dusty flavor, but in a good way!

3.5

over 1 year ago

 

Bigger Doink Lavard Kjaer

Super delicious. Well rounded taste with perfect amount of bitterness. Does not taste like 10%.

5.0

over 1 year ago