Mitchs B.

Más Agave Premium Hard Seltzer Grapefruit B.

Here’s to Logan’s last night here. Fucking great night.

Maple Barrel Aged Frangelic Mountain Brown B.

I drank this delicious beverage as Jake Paul FUCKED up Ben Askren. 1:59 in what a shit show.. the Problem Child STAYS UNDEFEATED. Jake if youre reading. I hope your shoulder is better from our weightlifting accident. Ty for the beer, I needed a good beer.

Passion Fruit Gose B.

There’s no such thing as passion fruit just passionate love. Put the.. passion in passion fruit... idfk man I’m not feeling creative today it is what it is.

Panther Cub (2021) B.

“I’m sorry I ruined your Black Panther party” -Forrest Gump. So are we just going to ignore the fact that Jenny was there probably getting a train ran on here at a Black Panther party? Hmm. This smooth black pussy (panther) is 9.2%, sit me down ma’am.

Fruit-Full Fort B.

Alright this is strong. Fuck you expect it’s 18% I’m trying to blow up the neighbors cars with fireworks. If you get in my way I’ll blow you up too.

KBS Maple Mackinac Fudge B.

This is it! The whole reason why I came to Founders in the first place! Needless to say I was not let down. This ultra rich beverage has the aromas resembling closing your eyes in a small town fudge store taking in a deep inhale. 11% but a non-factor.

Dirty Bastard B.

On an unrelated note, I call my dong the dirty bastard after I don’t shower for a day or two. Not that I do that often. But.. you know.. complex with some smokey notes. The first of my flight of four. Pretty good for a brown ale.

Unraveled IPA B.

As juicy as a your moms coochie when she sees me walk through the door. Btw this ain’t a mask in my hand it’s your sisters G-string. #bangbang

Underground Mountain Brown (2019) B.

S/o Jake S/o his dad #BigDaddyTim they gave me this beer and needless to say.. this is a really good brew. I don’t get the whole underground mountain aspect of this but Idgaf. Its like a bourbon flavored coffee. Straight up gonna know me on my ass.