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Breakfast Stout Double Chocolate

Encanto on vinyl? Don't mind if I do.

Green Zebra

Tastes more like something from a cider mill, but that's not necessarily bad. Probably peaked about 5-6 months ago though.

Catchy Chorus

That's the stuff. Caramelly and rich. So long and thanks for the fish.

Sweet Repute

Anytime you can have a day date, two toddlers who are model citizens at daycare, and confirmation that surgery is (probably) not necessary, celebrate with something as potent and potable as this.

Breakfast Stout

...ok I must be living in bizarro world.

Highball Drifter (2022)

If you shut your eyes so tight and imagine you're actually drinking a cocktail, uncanny.

Rübæus

Really? Never?

Blushing Padre

Tastes like a fruity cocktail mixer. If that's what it was, booooooo. Since it's beer, yaaaaaaay. Life and its many dualities.

KBS Hazelnut (2022)

Sil got it and liked it so I couldn't let a 4 get away while visiting the local hole-in-the-wall ("Meijers", I think it's called...). Very nooty with a splash of that highbrow coffee nonsense, backed by that signature nostril-cleansing octane. Keeper.

Frootwood (2022)

Ahhhh, the sweet sweet (expertly antagonistic combination of tart sour berries with the husky rasp of barreling) taste of homeownership. On draft at Kruse and Muer, try the fish!

Más Agave

My God.

Canadian Breakfast Stout (CBS) (2019)

*narrator voice* You're not you when you're thirsty. So grab a bomber-sized legendary beverage on a weekday for no special reason or occasion other than the simple fact that life is hard and you deserve a reward. Good job, self.

Velvet Rush (2021)

Coffee yes, but man the chocolate/vanilla cream finish just grooves it in there (as a wise man would say) "like a fastball in a catcher's mitt".

Kentucky Breakfast Stout (KBS) (2019)

Mighty fine fire and mighty fine company, plus this beer is *Chris Farley voice* ONE. PIECE. OF. AAAAAACE. Can't do much better than this.

KBS Espresso (2020)

I'm wrestling this beer (good bones but too much coffee) while simultaneously wrestling with my wife's strange fascination with Dawson's Creek (badly filmed, badly mixed, plot holes aplenty). Should've picked one challenge at a time. Shame, really.

KBS Maple Mackinac Fudge

Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's maple-een.