Matt Parker

Jule Malt (2022) Parker

A great flavour, dark sweet n malty. Everyone on earth running in the opposite direction that it spins won't send it the other way. Most people will end in the sea and the earth will plod on spinning at its own leisure.

Movie Night BA Parker

Not long lasting enough, but nice. For me it got a whisky and coke kinda thing going on. Is a strong bow starched headgear or somewhere to launch your arrow? Either way, cupid is quids in!

Jule Malt (2022) Parker

Warming, sweet, roasty and malty goodness, a lovely beer. Crabs with tiaras are far more classy than tiaras with crabs, the princess with an itch to become a queen knocks the crabs sideways. Does that make them walk forwards?

Supervulcano BA 2022 Parker

Smokey rounded bourbon flavour with a nice warmth of chilli coming through, but it doesn't cook your face off. Playing poker with sandpaper stops you holding your cards close to your chest, you don't want to put corn plasters on your nipples now do you?

Yule Malt 2022 Parker

Amazing, luxury in a glass! Sweet, biscuity,  a hint of coconut  or shall we say malibu as rum is meant to be there. These yellow to øl labels never fail to impress me. The a-z has melted together either google maps, every street is coronation street!

Liquid Confidence BA Rum (2020 Edition) Parker

Aaah go on a 5 while not. Its a good flavour bomb and warming. Honey smoke and a great bitter sweet balance. Is it just water that makes gremlins multiply? What happens with vodka? Treacle or even fairy liquid. Get ya stab vest on its gonna be bumpy

Mesa Like It Sweet Barley Wine Parker

Sweet honey with a bitter balancing act, almost a ginger ale vibe on it.. A tad too sweet but very nice. Getting a pneumatic road drill on the garden is a tad heavy handed and those fumes may mean your fingers aren't quite so green!!

Mirror Me Parker

Really nice bitter sweet roasty caramel flavour here, well balanced. Lovely. Crocodile tears could be river water rolling off its scalp as it bursts out of the water like its in a timottei advertising, don't be bitten twice shy

Recipe 1000 Sauternes Parker

A hint of Belgium with a cidery twist giving a slightly tart nature. Not too lasting in flavour but still enjoyable. Trampolining on 2 frying pans is not only noisy, but very hard work. I don't think you'd enjoy it, try the washing line like the cartoons.