Brian

60 Minute IPA

May the 23rd be with you!

Slightly Mighty

See, you offset the low-calorie beer with extra gouda pieces in your mashed potatoes.

60 Minute IPA

Joel Farabee stops at all stop signs in Grand Theft Auto. #gosabres

60 Minute IPA

Maybe leave the sixth dish of fried noodles and duck sauce on the table with a little less judgement next time.

60 Minute IPA

I've spent 39 years on this planet and I still don't know where to look when someone sings me happy birthday.

Blue Hen

How come nobody told me the Boston Market went out of business in this plaza?

60 Minute IPA

Other than arena-wide karaoke right now, this place isn't half bad.

60 Minute IPA

Can't wait for my wife to fall asleep so I can have both of our leftover containers for a 10pm snack.

60 Minute IPA

When did crossover country music become the genre that people assume you want to hear on max volume while lounging at the pool? Did I miss that meeting?

60 Minute IPA

$30 for chicken penne?!? GOOD LORD. Is there a semolina shortage I don't know about?

60 Minute IPA

About to get Chinese food exhausted.

60 Minute IPA

This should help counteract the shock my blood pressure is about to receive.

Kernza Pils

People in Pittsburgh call rubber bands "gumbands." GUMBANDS, ladies and gentlemen.

Fort

Bottled 10/23/15. Mildly Belgian and raspberry properties. Somewhat tart, but this has lost a lot of its luster. May have been in the bottle too long.

Higher Math

Bottled on 10/10/2015. Divine. Incredibly smooth and easy to drink for 17+%. Tastes like a cherry cordial.

Canadian Breakfast Stout (CBS) (2018)

Mellowed wayyyyyyyyy out.

Punkin Ale

Found it laying down in the back of the fridge behind the Fourth of July Coronas and Yuenglings.

Rye Barrel-Aged 120 Minute IPA (2020)

Where I was possibly inebriated before this I'm certainly inebriated now. Thanks, Shawn. Just hook me up to the IV bag of this next time.