Martin Sandison

Cyllene Session Porter Sandison

The elephant pondered He knew it could be wrong Why hadn’t the others done it? He had a trunk that could reach? It didn’t make sense? Was he a more curious elephant? Slowly using his long trunk the elephant reached up and grabbed a top shelf magazine…

Beer Geek Porter Sandison

Coffee in the morning is better as a kipper but n the aynooossee

Spontan Goes Spontan Sandison

Flipping chuff kens My bergamot sense is at an all time high

Orbital Movement Sandison

Buzz aldrin discovered the source of the odd aroma when Neil Armstrong was bumbling about the moon. It turned out a nasa employee played a cruel jape and placed a rotten fish in the air conditioning unit. Classic nasa gags.

Intrinsic Fold Sandison

Beefy Bernard Anderssön was so tough that he could pick up 1600lbs on a piece of string, with the piece of string clenched tightly right up his sphincter. An amazing feat of rectal strength.

Kriek Mariage Parfait (2013) Sandison

Elvis Presley’s favourite pair of briefs were notorious in the coco bongo club in Tampa Bay 1993 for touching the male bar staff on the behind. As a punishment the briefs were sent to the international space station in 2001. They are still there.