Rob Paton

4 Giants Tropical Treasure Paton

Orange, lemon, and pineapple. Sweeter than I'd like it to be. Tropical and hazy, but not my thing. No thanks.

Moonbow Gold Paton

Floral with a piney flavor. Crisp citrus with a clean finish. If I knew anything about flowers, I'd identify the flavor, but I'm not rehearsed in that category.

Zappa Pale Ale Paton

Orange and mint? Has a floral aftertaste, but also kinda has a medicinal menthol carryout. It tastes fine, just weird. There aren't enough tags to describe this flavor lol.

French Toast Bastard Paton

Holy cow. Tastes exactly like French toast doused in maple syrup. Sweet vanilla and cinnamon with a warm aftertaste. Thick and strong, but the sweetness muffles the booze. Dark, rich, and dangerously delicious.

Irish Creme Porter Paton

Tastes like a chocolate coffee porter. Nothing Irish creme about it.

Lenny IPA Paton

Has a crisp start tastes like apple. Swaps to dank pine pretty quickly, then fades back to apple. Bright, light, and hoppy. Pretty interesting with the boomerang/layering of flavors.

All Day IPA Paton

Hoppy and clean. Light, smooth, pretty basic.

Gose To Hollywood Paton

Not my thing. Hail nah.

Centennial IPA Paton

Smooth and malty with a nice resinous flavor to start, and a sweet floral note to finish. I've had it tons of times, just never rated!

Maibock Paton

Baaaaaaaaasic.

2nd Winter Paton

Piney with an oaty base and caramel highlights. Hops are bright and flavorful. Has a smooth, warm finish that's always welcome. Flavor is full and doesn't taper off. I like it more than expected.

Corvalis IPA Paton

Light, bitter, and loaded with grapefruit. Pretty simple, but well executed and flavorful without being overwhelming.

Whiney Stephanie Hefe Paton

Stephanie sounds annoying. She probably whined because no beers were being named after her, so they agreed to name this one after her so she'd finally stop. Heck u, Stephanie.

Royyal Dog Paton

Good lil doggy.

Citra Promise Paton

Sweeter and a completely different flavor than expected. I think I got the wrong beer?

Rübæus Paton

Smooth and sweet. Has a nice fruity tartness with the raspberry. Delicious bold flavor. I love this garbage.

Chilton's Last Call Amber Paton

Chocolate and caramel malts. Kinda biscuity. Nothing crazy.

Scarlet Dawn IPA Paton

Floral and bitter with a bit of a melon sweetness. Hoppy with a bit of malt. Clean and ez to drink.

Pay It No Mind Paton

Hibiscus with a spice kick. Floral hops, a lil malt. Light. Meh.

Nitro UNITY Cinnamon Coffee Stout Paton

Roasty coffee with a cinnamon-vanilla sweetness. Creamy with a slight burnt bitterness cuts the sweetness. Thick and enjoyable.

Prickly Pear Fruit Jam Paton

Fruity and sweet. Tons of pear on top of a wheat base. The fruit is strong and it kinda tastes like juice. Too sweet for me, but it's fine.

SeaQuench Ale Paton

Tons of lime. Starts tart, the salt hits in the middle, then ends sweet. Has a bit of citrus mixed in to keep it from being one flavor. Tons of bright flavors that are pretty light. Enjoyed it more than expected.

Slightly Mighty Paton

No idea what the flavors are. It's thin, kinda biscuity, and extremely light. Ez to drank.

All Day Vacay Paton

Nice citrus wheat. Smooth and light. Super basic. It's fine.

2 Chainz Paton

Tropical flavors cut by dark roastiness. Dark and light, pretty smooth. Interesting balance of sweet and bitter.

Skyshift Paton

Flowers. And salt. And sweet blueberries. It's not good. Tastes like herbal soap. Oof.

Pralines & Dreams Paton

Coffee and nutty pralines. Has a nice balance of sweet and malty. Light, creamy, and roasty. Fantastic.

Brick N’ Mortar Smoked Porter Paton

Smoky woody malts. Smooth and roasty. The balance of flavors is impressive. Pretty tasty with a lot of rich dark flavor.

Green Zebra Paton

Sweet and sour watermelon with a distinct saltiness. Has a tart feeling on the tongue that makes it feel raw. Light and fruity. Zebras are pretty cool, too.

Bronto Brown Porter Paton

Sweet and roasty malt flavor. Has a good coffee flavor with a lil chunk of chocolate. Smooth and generic.