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Porter

Not sure how I haven’t checked this in yet but here we are. Nothing special whatsoever but not bad to just chill and sip on. Gonna need a vodka reddy to wake up for trivia

Iron Throne Wit

Okay frfr this is the last one, this thing is definitely not claiming any thrones tho. Tastes like an edible beer, something Snoop or Tommy Chong would like. Hey man, lets pass this this around the circle.

Sweet Repute

My eyes are actually watering from how boozy this is. Tastes like cough syrup met Malort, this could put me in my grave tonight

French Toast Bastard (Barrel Aged Series 2022)

Better than I remember, especially better than the night I dumped one out at Jake ‘s(sorry big dawg, hope you’re enjoying Europe)

Snowbound Vanilla Porter

Holy moly this is fire, bound me and gag me and pour this down my throat, call me a masochist cuz I’d love that

Lunar Lemon Gold

Tastes like straight weed and I can’t tell if I’m a fan of it or not. Not bad, but definitely would be better if you actually got high off this. No matter what I’ll be lunar at the end of the night, luckily Christmas is done cuz imma be a naughty boy

Oktoberfest

Tis the season for some German beers. I’ve never really been a fan of German beers, they’ve always been too malty for me, but I’m feeling this. Get ready for a banging Oktoberfest at hopcat

Blushing Claus

Smelling this makes me feel like Santa just punched me in the nose cuz I walked in on him and Mrs Claus. Dude was blushing cuz he was busy tongue punching her fart box, about to give her the rusty nail. Imma be on the naughty list after this beer

4 Giants Hazy IPA

The OG 4 giants puts this one to shame, just watched some dudes get into a fight next to the pool cuz of a hit and run. Nothing like some poolside entertainment, Vegas pool parties have nothing on the arbs pool

Green Zebra

Alexa play “oh what a night” by December, 1963. Where do I start, Mau finally getting laid, the threesome incident, the 10 keg stands I did? Let’s just say I’m alive and well, back at home drinking a beer. Round 2 tonight let’s get it

Mas Agave Cherry Lemonade

Trying to get too buzzed to go play another 9. The kid is feeling the itch for golf, but a couple brews never sounded better

KBS Hazelnut (2022)

Now THIS is a banging KBS. Wowsers like a boozy Nutella milkshake. Fire fire fire.

Chocolate Cherry KBS

So this is a 4 but it’s a wee bit of a let down compared to other KBSs. Like I said tho this is still a 4 so definitely not bad

Wilde Irish Stout

One of my least favorite Irish drys I’ve had. Just give me some guinness

Call Your Mom

Holy moly this is fantastic. Putting salt on my next cinnamon roll for sure

Peach Gose

Trying some bangers today, this may be one of the best goses I’ve ever had

Solid Gold

Solid, unlike my golf swing. We’re in for a long night kids

Galaxy Wheat IPA

Call me Jeff bezos cuz I’m exploring the galaxy of beer today fuck me

Centennial IPA

I HATE American IPAs, that is all

KBS Cinnamon Vanilla Cocoa (2021)

Really good, but not nearly as good as the mackinac fudge one. I’d eat the ass out of a skunk to just smell that beer again

Nitro CBS (2019)

I’m nervous the server fucked this flight up, this tastes super cinnamonny, a lot more than I expected so this could possibly be a different beer. Still fucking fire

KBS Espresso (2021)

Every good night starts with some crossy road and KBS. Probably my least favorite out of all the variations but still really good, KBS wins again

KBS Maple Mackinac Fudge (2020)

Buckle up boys if tonight goes as planned we got some reviews coming your way. I’ve been craving a milkshake and this hits the fucking spot. This is actually amazing

Frootwood Mothership Series 15

Tastes like top shelf cough syrup, I can’t tell if I actually enjoy this or the memory of this. Last time I had frootwood I was getting drunk in my ex’s bed while she was at work and I was playing xbox

Barrel Runner (2018)

As if spending thanksgiving with bronchitis was bad enough, I took a sip of this shit. Tastes like someone fermented turkey grease and added dirty sweaty sock juices to it. I’d rather eat 100 cans of that nasty ass cranberry sauce than drink this thing

Velvet Rush

Tastes like vanilla cough syrup straight up, not great

Breakfast Stout

This tastes about as bad as the casserole I’m making behind it looks. Coming from a huge stout guy, this is really not great

Bottle Shop Series Highball Drifter

11% give me 5 of these. Apparently we’re one of 5 restaurants on the west side of the state that carry this and I thank god because this is a god send. A great and boozy way to continue tonight

4 Giants IPA (2021)

Drinking this with one giant between my legs. Wasn’t expecting this to be great, but it’s actually very very good, I could have another tbh

Backwoods Bastard

This is classified as a “wee heavy”, which I’d say is a pretty accurate description of this beer and as well as myself because I have a heavy wee wee. They call me tripod

All Day Vacay

Not an all day vacay sorta day since I work in 3 hours which sucks but at least the beer doesn’t suck. Not one to write home about but it’s decent, super wheaty, feel like it should come with some frosting and milk

Fruit-Full Fort

18% at the end of the night fuck me I may die, this shits harshhhh. Nice and fruity and sweet but hits like a fuckin train. Good tho

French Toast Bastard

I showed my ass for this beer it’s that good. I may or may not have poured an entire one out over the summer cuz I was so fucked up and that should be a cardinal sin, I deserve to go to hell for it. This bitch is literally liquefied French toast

Big Lushious

Dip my raspberries in chocolate and call me Peyton cuz thats my name. Beers pretty decent

All Day IPA

Tried and true classic, I could drink these all day. I actually might...

Nitro Rübæus

Thanksgiving came early cuz this tastes like someone made cranberry sauce actually good and into a beer. This shits good.

Liquid Truth Serum

KBS

I feel like I’m at Starbucks drinking this. I’m trying really hard to get into dark beer and I feel like this is a good starter. The coffee is strong with one.