Woody Chandler

MI Pilsner (MI P1LSNER) Chandler

I'm in MI and I'm down for a Pilsner! Make it a P1LSNER.

Mortal Bloom Chandler

Bro. Woody, would you help me Bloom? Aw, I'm just a mere Mortal. Maybe one of the Founders CAN 🥫 do it.

All Day Grapefruit Chandler

CAN 🥫 I interest you in some Grapefruit, Bro. Woody? All Day, yo! :=)

Grolsch Premium Lager Chandler

Will you be getting the 2024 Dutch Beer Badge today, Bro. Woody? Of Grolsch!

Mortal Bloom Chandler

All Day Haze Chandler

How was the totality of the solar eclipse, Bro. Woody? What a Day for there to be that much Haze! :=O Through All of it?!? I CAN 🥫 only shake my head in disbelief.

All Night IPA Chandler

Gee, Bro. Woody, I'm scared! It shouldn't be like Night 🌃 in the middle of the day! CAN 🥫 we go back 🔙 inside with the Founders? All right, Peaches 🍑, but it was Stygian Black 🖤 in the bar, also. Just hold my hand 🖐. 8=)

All Day Chill Day Chandler

CAN 🥫 you tell me if you have any plans for the Day, Bro. Woody? Chill with the Founders. :=O All Day? All Day, yo! :=(

Mandarin & Mango Crush 2024 Art Series Chandler

CAN 🥫 you guess what I heard from Art at 2024, Bro. Woody? It's over my Head. Are you Series? I heard that you have a new Crush, you Dogfish! 8=O Mandarin trouble! 8=O But it's #MangoSunday ! Mango bump yerself! 8=(

Mandarin & Mango Crush 2023 Chandler

CAN 🥫 you guess what I heard at 2023, Bro. Woody? It's over my Head. I heard that you have a new Crush, you Dogfish! 8=O Mandarin trouble! 8=O But it's #MangoSunday ! Mango bump yerself! 8=(

Hazy Squall Chandler

Feeling lucky 🍀, watching the ladies on St. Paddy's Day, Bro. Woody? Well, punk, how about it?!? 8=O

KBS Spicy Chocolate (2023) Chandler

How are you feeling, Bro. Woody? Spicy! :=O No Coffee ☕ yet today? Not since 2023. Well, the Founders left some Chocolate 🍫 if that will hold you over. 8=)

Nordic Spring 2024 Chandler

KBS Blueberry Chandler

Punkin Ale (2023) Chandler

Bro. Woody, CAN 🥫 you explain why the pumpkin 🎃 looks less like a Head and more like a Dogfish?!? Well, Punkin, I didn't start carving until 2023 and it was pretty dark out ...

Hazy Squall Chandler

Bro. Woody, we need to Head the Craft back 🔙 to port! CAN 🥫 we stay out just a little longer? I hate to cut a Dogfish trip short. Well, I'm Hazy on the details, but there are reports of a Squall and I wouldn't want to be caught out in it! 8=O

Tasty Traveler Lager Chandler

CAN 🥫 I have some more of that Tasty Dogfish? Lager you talking about, Bro. Woody? For an experienced Traveler, you seem to be outta yer Head!

4 Giants Hazy IPA Chandler

What CAN 🥫 you tell me about your Destiny, Bro. Woody? It's all a Haze, but I'm seeing the Giants of New Wave, Depeche Mode, tonight! :=O

BoDeGose Chandler

4 Giants Tropical Treasure Chandler

Bro. Woody, the Founders Treasure you. CAN 🥫 you let them know about your plans for #PineappleThursday🎍🍍? I'm going to the Giants games. Plural? 4. New York football 🏈, San Francisco baseball ⚾, Yomiuri baseball ⚾ and Adelaide baseball ⚾. A Tropical

Porter Chandler

New label!

4 Giants IPA Chandler

CAN 🥫 the Giants come in? Oh, sure, Bro. Woody. There are 4 of them! :=O

Green Zebra Peach Chandler

M'love, CAN 🥫 you be a Peach 🍑 and get our guest her snack that the Founders sent over? It's the Green roughage in the kitchen. :=O Are you talking about the Zebra 🦓, Bro. Woody?!? Gose bump yerselves! 8=(

Green Zebra Mango Chandler

I'm feeling kind of Green, Bro. Woody. CAN 🥫 you explain why there is a Zebra 🦓 in the kitchen? The Founders sent her over to help me celebrate 🎉 #MangoSunday ! :=O Mango bump yerself! Are you still on that kick?!? I think 🤔 that it might become a

Rübæus Chandler

New label!

French Toast Bastard (Barrel Aged Series 2022) Chandler

French Toast Bastard Chandler

Bro. Woody, where's my Toast, ya little Bastard?!? What, you thought 💭 I was speaking French?!? 8=(

Sweet Repute (2022) Chandler

Welcome to our house of ill Repute, Bro. Woody! What's your pleasure 😌, Sweet? Dealer's choice, but but I gotta be gone and on my way to work by 2022! No problem. 8=)

Sweet Repute Chandler

This is a house of ill Repute?!? Sweet!

Bottle Shop Series: Mango Magnifico Chandler

Belgian Twist Chandler

Bottle Shop Belgian Twist Chandler

Welcome to our Shop, Bro. Woody! Cool 😎. Have that Twist 🔀 bring me a Bottle 🍾! She's Belgian, right? :=O The Founders don't like that kind of rough talk! But they like my money 💵, right? Chop chop! :=O

Green Zebra Pineapple Chandler

Bro. Woody, CAN 🥫 you give the Founders a status update on this week's #PineappleThursday 🎍🍍? Everything is Green and Gose, including the Zebra 🦓! :=O

Green Zebra Watermelon Chandler

CAN 🥫 you tell me if you're doing anything special for #WatermelonWednesday 🍉 this week, Bro. Woody? Yes, I've invited a Zebra 🦓 friend to join me. :=O I'm Green with envy! You may join us. :=)

Panther Cub Chandler

Are you a Cub scout, Bro. Woody? Naw, baby, I'm a Panther from Pitt who's ready to pounce! Rawrrr! :=O

Panther Cub (2021) Chandler

What time ⌚ does your Cub scout meeting start, Bro. Woody? The Founders have it at 2021, but I like to get there early to see the Panther girls. :=O

Kentucky Breakfast Stout (KBS) (2022) Chandler

KBS Maple Mackinac Fudge (2020) Chandler

KBS Maple Mackinac Fudge Chandler

KBS Hazelnut (2022) Chandler

KBS Hazelnut Chandler

KBS Espresso (2021) Chandler

KBS Espresso Chandler

KBS Cinnamon Vanilla Cocoa Chandler

Citrus Squall Chandler

Squall this noise?!? CAN 🥫 you just Citrus down and be quiet?!m

Nordic Spring Chandler

CAN 🥫 we finally Head into Spring? Neither Dogfish Nordic CAN 🥫 stop 🛑 us now, Bro. Woody! 8=)

Crimson Cru Chandler

Where's your Cru, Bro. Woody? They went in search of Dogfish and I decided that I'd rather have your Crimson company. :=O You're such a flatterer! My Head swells when you start in! 8=)

Utopias Barrel - Aged World Wide Stout (2021) Chandler

Shelter Pale Ale Chandler

Why are you so Pale? Does something Ale you? We gotta Head for Shelter, Bro. Woody! CAN 🥫 you get the Craft? A Dogfish is headed our way! 8=O

Un'ora Chandler

Are Un'ora? I am and you must be Bro. Woody! 8=) CAN 🥫 I buy you an Italian Pilsner? :=)

Grolsch Finale 2022 Chandler

Puur Weizen Chandler

All Day Chill Day Chandler

Are you having a Chill Day, Bro. Woody? All Day, yo!

Tru-Action IPA Chandler

CAN I be Tru with you, Bro. Woody? Sure. I'd like to see you in Action sometime. That's a rare occurrence.

Where the Wild Hops Are Chandler

Where Are you going, Bro. Woody? I'm going to Head into the Wild in search of the Dogfish that Hops.

Kernza Pils Chandler

Do you have all of your Provisions ready, Bro. Woody? I CAN afford to take my time. I'm not going to Patagonia until Kwanzaa. :=O You didn't take your Pils again, right?!? You leave for Kernza tonight! 8=O

Velvet Rush (2021) Chandler

:=O What are you listening 🎶 to, Bro. Woody?!? Mel Torme, AKA The Velvet Fog! He always gives me a Rush! :=O

Blue Hen Chandler

CAN you tell me why you're so Blue, Bro. Woody? A local comic book 📖 store has closed and neither Pils 💊 ner nothing else is bringing it back, Hen. I'm sorry to hear it. What was it's name? Captain Blue Hen Comics! :=O

90 Minute Imperial IPA Chandler

CAN we Head to Dogfish 🐕 🐟 🐠 🎣 🐡 now?!? For the 90th time ⏲, Bro. Woody, stop being an Imperial pain and give me a Minute! 8=(

KBS Cinnamon Vanilla Cocoa (2021) Chandler

Hey, Cinnamon, what time izzit? 2021, Bro. Woody. Would you tune in KBS? The Founders are due to make an announcement & I'd like to hear it on a Vanilla news station. Sure. Would you like some Cocoa while you listen? 8=)

Nemesis (2021) Chandler

Good news, Bro. Woody! 8=) The Founders called 📞 & your Nemesis is on his way over! He should be here by 2021 & it's 2018 now. 8=(

Bottle Shop Series Highball Drifter Chandler

I've got to meet the Founders at the Shop, Bro. Woody. Are you Series? On a Sunday?!? A Drifter was caught trying to break in. 8=O Would you like a Highball before I go? I'll bring back a fresh Bottle! 8=)

60 Minute IPA Chandler

How CAN I help you, Bro. Woody? I want 60 more raffle entries! :=O Gimme a Minute. I gotta check ✔ on that! Take yer time. I gotta hit the Head! Is the Dogfish 🐕 🐟 around?

60 Minute IPA Chandler

When do I get my next badge? It's been a Minute! Try 60 of 'em, Bro. Woody. 8=(

Liquid Truth Serum Chandler

Truth, or CANsequences on Trivia Night! Liquid Serum to deaden the Head.

Punkin Ale 2021 Chandler

It's 1442 at Chez Woody, not 2021, but this beer marks the kick-off of my 31 Days of Pumpkin 🎃 as Oktoberfest begins to wind down. It's also Badge Day! Cheers!

Oktoberfest Chandler

I CAN't undersCANd how I have not checked into this one before! Still, it is nice to add it as my daily addition to the non-existent Oktoberfest 2021. I am trying to get one in on every day.

Lemon Quest Chandler

The CANQuest (tm) & the Lemon Quest come Head-to-Head. Yo, Sam, Let's Do This! My Red Fish 🐟, Blue Fish 🐟 will beat your Dogfish. 🐕 🐟 Love 💘 that you included Monk Fruit for your fave Bro.!

Grolsch Premium Lager Chandler

What drives you, Bro. Woody? I'm watching a documentary by Dave Grolsch. :=O Oh, foo! Lager you on about? Fighters gonna fight, I suppose. :=p This gets me that badge, though. Eeek! I'm melting!

All Day Vacay Chandler

You on Vaycay, Bro. Woody? All Day, yo! One Day?!? That's All I currently get at the Post Office. :=O

Frangelic Mountain Brown (2019) Chandler

Come quickly, Bro. Woody! What izzit? I just saw Mike Frangelic headed up the Mountain ⛰ with the Founders brothers! 8=O Dave Brown wasn't with them? :=O How did you know?!? 8=( All right, I'm going after them, but not until 2019 and we have darkness. :=O

Grolsch Premium Lager Chandler

For the badge, but I wanted swing-tops, dang it! I hit Brewers Outlet East (BOE), but they only had it in 12s. Grrr. My neighbor had this as 6s. C'est la guerre!

Moon Rambler IPA Chandler

Green Zebra Chandler

CAN I join you in whatever you're doing today, Bro. Woody? Sure, it's #WatermelonWednesday & the Founders will be proud if we #BumpTheHump ! :=O There's no CANmel 🐫 involved?!? Nope 🙅🏻, just a Zebra! :=O I feel suddenly Green!

4 Giants IPA (2021) Chandler

CAN you tell us any more about these Giants you saw, Bro. Woody? Lessee, there were 4 of them; they took the Founders family 👪 & they said they'd be back at 2021 today. :=O 'ere now! That last bit is new, innit?!? Musta slipped me mind. :=(

4 Giants IPA (2020) Chandler

Right, wot's all this, then, Bro. Woody? It were 4 of 'em! Four of who or what, ya sod? Giants! They took the Founders family at 2020!

4 Giants IPA Chandler

Oi, didja see 'em, just then?!? What are ye on about now, Bro. Woody? The Giants! Ah, yer takin' th' piss, boyo. No, there were 4 of 'em & they grabbed up the Founders! Wot, the whole family 👪?!? That's what I've been trying t' tell ye! :=O

Puur Weizen Chandler

Wheat Is The New Hops Chandler

CAN I ask Wheat Is New, Bro. Woody? It doesn't smell of Hops in here for once. Brett came for a visit & freshened things up, Mikkeller. :=O The place smells worse than ever!

Hazy-O! Chandler

How Hazy is your Head, Bro. Woody? O! A Dog fish must have run over it. CAN I trouble you to drop me off at the Brewery? I have an arts & Craft project to drop off. :=O

I Remember My First Check-In - Tasting Room Chandler

Campfire Amplifier Chandler

What are you bringing to our Campfire, ADM Woody? An Amplifier! :=O That's crazy! I like listening to The Stooges' "I Wanna Be Your Dog" as loudly as possible! :=O

Sun-Day-Feels Chandler

This Day Feels like a badge! :=O Whyncha Head out & get some Sun, ADM Woody? You've been cooped up too long. 8=)

Costumes And Karaoke Chandler

What great Costumes! We're Headed to Karaoke, ADM Woody! Wanna come along? 8=O I think I'll pass.