His Royal Hancurness hancurman

hancur (Malay, slang): hopeless; beyond help i wanna be a beero of malt and lambic

Checkins

84

General rating

3.72

 

90 Minute Imperial IPA hancurman

Piney and resinous nose. Caramel and biscuity malt. Creamy mouthfeel. A joy of an imperial IPA.

4.5

about 1 year ago

 

Trop-Out hancurman

OK beer. Interesting as a yeast experiment. Slightly honey-ed finish but apart from that the end result is nothing special.

3.25

over 1 year ago

 

#12 DIPA hancurman

Hella punchy DIPA. The nose is stunning: fruit cocktail with the fierce chemistry lab smell of amplified hops. Pellet is sweet but also searing bitterness.

4.25

over 1 year ago

 

Gose To Hollywood hancurman

It’s like a slightly salty Orangina. I quite like it!

4.0

over 1 year ago

 

Black Malts & Body Salts 2.0 hancurman

Roast malt and coffee upfront. Dries the mid-pallet. Bitter af. Enjoyed this immensely.

4.25

over 1 year ago

 

KBS Maple Mackinac Fudge (2020) hancurman

Hoarded this one, but worth the wait! Happy Stout Day!

4.75

over 1 year ago

 

Stolen Seabuckthorns hancurman

Not as sour as I was expecting, and that’s a good thing! Pleasantly fruity sipper.

3.75

over 1 year ago

 

Malaphor hancurman

Smells like pain relief spray. Yum!

4.25

almost 2 years ago

 

Oust hancurman

LCI Motueka really delivers. Superstar hop.

4.5

almost 2 years ago

 

Mirror Me hancurman

The can said dry hopped so I had this out of an IPA glass. No ragrets

4.5

about 2 years ago

 

60 Minute IPA hancurman

This does bring a smile to my face😈

4.75

about 2 years ago

 

Malaphor hancurman

Good to the last drop. Definitely an IPA first with the roasted malt playing supporting act.

4.25

about 2 years ago

 

Dispersed Vertices Dry-hopped Hersbrucker Spät hancurman

Peaches / nectarines. Brettanomyces funk happily plays side by side with fresh herbal aromas from the Hersbrucker Spät hops.

4.5

about 2 years ago

 

Whirl Domination hancurman

440ml is the right size for this beer. Crisp, hoppy, refreshing. A hazy that doesn’t get cloying on hot days, and today has been an especially hot day indeed.

4.25

about 2 years ago

 

KBS Hazelnut (2022) hancurman

It’s not Nutella, but it’s pretty damn good.

4.25

over 2 years ago

 
0.0

over 2 years ago

 

Dangerously Close To Stupid hancurman

Orange, candy sweetness, bitter. Old school. Love it.

4.5

over 2 years ago

 

KBS Cinnamon Vanilla Cocoa (2021) hancurman

Good synergies between the adjuncts, with the roasty and coffeey notes lurking in the background. Drinks hot, a little harsh on the palette. I want to like it more but no.

4.25

over 2 years ago

 
0.0

over 2 years ago

 
0.0

over 2 years ago

 

Classic Gueuze (2022) hancurman

A very rare treat. Some of the best lambic funk at non-mind wiping ABV. Taste of apricots / nectarines mid-pallet. Some tealike astringency in the finish. Delicious!

4.75

over 2 years ago

 

Gelateria Gelato Summer Gose hancurman

Very very desserty. It’s kinda heavy from the big cherry and almond flavors and the richness of the lactose. Can see it getting cloying in the summer heat. Nice evening tipple, though.

4.0

over 2 years ago

 

Oude Geuze Boon A L’Ancienne (2018-2019) hancurman

Not as refined as Mariage Parfait, but it’s all the better for it.

5.0

over 2 years ago

 

Geuze Mariage Parfait (2012) hancurman

Noses like an oak aged cider. On the pellet: woody and tart. So unlike the 2011 vintage which had a more prominent Bret character.

5.0

over 2 years ago

 

All Inclusive hancurman

Not a fan of the heavy guava presence in the nose, but it all comes together nicely on the pallet.

3.75

over 2 years ago

 

Breakfast Stout (2021) hancurman

Dominant coffee aroma. Fragrant oats. Slight smoke and acidity wets the palette. Coffee re-emerges in the finish. Finishes dry.

5.0

almost 3 years ago

 

Breakfast Stout (2020) hancurman

There was no good reason to hold on to this bottle for so long. Thankfully it hasn’t diminished in flavor from sitting in my fridge.

5.0

almost 3 years ago

 

Geuze Mariage Parfait (2011) hancurman

I probably bought this in 2015. Its evolved into something brilliant. Carbonation has calmed down ALOT and the bret is coming through strongly.

5.0

almost 3 years ago

 
5.0

almost 3 years ago

 

Porter hancurman

I’m having a chocolate brownie for tea. Perfect time to crack this open.

5.0

almost 3 years ago

 

Porter hancurman

Definitive. Essential. Defining. Roasty, smoky, coffee, hoppy, dry. No gimmicks.

5.0

almost 3 years ago

 

The Continent That Once Used To Absorb Flesh In Order To Achieve Divinity And Immortality (Suffocated To the Flesh That It Desired...) hancurman

Oh wow, this one tingles. Slight hop burn in the finish. Citra features prominently on the nose. Good interplay with the malt bill.

4.5

almost 3 years ago

 

Stereo Mono: Cashmere hancurman

Tropical goodness. Mango, pineapple.

4.25

almost 3 years ago

 

Stereo Mono: Mosaic hancurman

Dishwashing liquid lemon lime. I don’t take to Founders Mosaic IPA either.

3.5

almost 3 years ago

 

Megalodome hancurman

Definite mango character. Strawberry was not as obvious. Pretty tasty DIPA hazy all the same. I’d have it again.

4.0

almost 3 years ago

 

The Continent That Once Used To Absorb Flesh In Order To Achieve Divinity And Immortality (Suffocated To the Flesh That It Desired...) hancurman

Bottom of the keg, but I insisted on trying it. Incredibly green hop aroma. Next to no bitterness. Gotta get me a proper serving of this.

4.5

almost 3 years ago

 

Oculus Orbus hancurman

Extreme tropical hop punch. It’s got that familiar aroma of Citra but amped up even higher. Massive mango aroma and pineapple flavors.

4.5

almost 3 years ago

 

Porter hancurman

More roasty, more burnt coffee, less chocolate than I remember. Love the hop balance, though!

4.5

about 3 years ago

 

90 Minute Imperial IPA hancurman

Old skool IPA vibes continue. Resinous, dank, citrusy nose. Powerfully hoppy pallet, almost overwhelming the malt side. Dry finish.

0.0

about 3 years ago

 

Porter hancurman

Definitive American craft porter. Balanced, flavorful, roasty, smokey, hoppy. No adjuncts, no gimmicks.

5.0

about 3 years ago

 

Apricurrant hancurman

Juicier, less fizzy than the canned version. Apricot and blackcurrants do complement each other well.

3.5

about 3 years ago

 

Versus: Westward hancurman

It’s got that stinky hop note that I like. Meanwhile I’m not sure if the Eastside messed with my pallet but this isn’t very bitter.

4.5

over 3 years ago

 

Versus: Eastside hancurman

Oh wow, yet another hazy to make me eat my words.

4.5

over 3 years ago

 
0.0

over 3 years ago

 

Chugwork Orange hancurman

Enjoyed it so much when Mike shared with me, I had to get a can for myself. Was in the mood for this after having a nice mandarin orange earlier this afternoon and an orange jelly for dessert tonight.

4.0

over 3 years ago

 

House of Pale hancurman

Gotta hand it to To Øl for achieving the balance of modernity and accessibility, without straying into excess.

4.25

over 3 years ago

 

Whirl Domination hancurman

Pours a bright gold, bordering on fluorescent yellow. Slightly hazy. Tropical fruit. Stone fruit. Wheat aftertaste. It’d be nice if this came in bigger cans.

4.0

over 3 years ago

 

La Ferme hancurman

Mainly plum tartness on the palette. Not getting much of what makes this a saison. Thanks for sharing, Mike

3.5

over 3 years ago

 

Apricurrant hancurman

Well integrated fruit flavors. Not too challenging. If your into sours this will please you. Thanks to Mike for sharing.

3.25

over 3 years ago

 

Crackle hancurman

More on the peaty side than smokey. Goes well with the malty sweetness.

3.5

over 3 years ago

 

Breakfast Stout hancurman

Massive initial soy sauce hit on the nose, backing off in favor of green cold brewed coffee notes. The palette is classic Breakfast Stout.

5.0

over 3 years ago

 

Kriek Mariage Parfait (2017) hancurman

Ooh! Wow! Wasn’t expecting it to be this tart based on past experience with Boon’s Oude Kriek. Rustic, sweet, fruity, funky. Love it!

5.0

over 3 years ago

 
3.5

over 3 years ago

 

Kentucky Breakfast Stout (KBS) (2020) hancurman

Founders Breakfast Stout and KBS vertical with Mike 😄 This was a lot less aggressive than the last KBS I had.

4.75

over 3 years ago

 

KBS Maple Mackinac Fudge (2020) hancurman

Founders Breakfast Stout and KBS vertical with Mike 😄 It’s basically a mudslide brownie and then chased with bourbon.

4.75

over 3 years ago

 

Breakfast Stout hancurman

Founders Breakfast Stout and KBS vertical with Mike 😄

5.0

over 3 years ago

 

Jule Mælk Tequila Edition hancurman

Ultra sweet, with fruity notes imparted by the ageing on tequila oak chips. Happy early Christmas!

4.25

over 3 years ago

 

Illuminations hancurman

It’s got everything I like about Stone’s Sublimely Self-Righteous Black IPA. Brilliant!

5.0

over 3 years ago

 

Spheros hancurman

Decidedly new-school. Ultra juicy.

4.0

over 3 years ago

 

Spheros hancurman

Straight from the can. The burger I had at dinner brought out the dry and bitter character of this beer. Hurray!

4.0

over 3 years ago

 

Spheros hancurman

Straight from the can, this one.

3.5

over 3 years ago

 

Spheros hancurman

Excellent nose, but for a brewery named Dry & Bitter, there’s little bitterness to this one.

3.5

over 3 years ago

 

Sur Citra hancurman

Smells like a Vietnamese wet market.

3.0

over 3 years ago

 

Fuck Art - The Heathens Are Coming hancurman

I love this! Herbal, green aroma at reliably To Øl levels. Slight Brett funk. Apples. Wish I’d ordered the full pint.

4.75

over 3 years ago

 

Stress Test hancurman

Smoky nose but none of the anticipated savouriness; so sweet on the palate. Indeed a stress test for your notions of lager yeast.

4.25

over 3 years ago

 

Nemesis (2021) hancurman

Deep amber, almost venturing into stout / Baltic porter territory. So resinous and tongue-coating hoppy too.

3.0

almost 4 years ago

 

Spontandryhop Mosaic hancurman

Past best by date. Not notably hoppy or fruity, but there was a pleasant maltiness that integrated well with the tartness and funk.

3.0

almost 4 years ago

 

Spontandryhop Centennial hancurman

Past best by so the hops are not as bright, but it still tastes and smells great.

3.0

almost 4 years ago

 

Lilt-Edged hancurman

Well executed with copious amounts of tropical pineapple, mango and passion fruit, but I’m not really with the current trend of fruit juice and hops beers. If you are, though…

2.0

almost 4 years ago

 

Chugwork Orange hancurman

Rich, full mouthfeel. Didn’t taste much like a beer at all. Thanks Mike for sharing!

2.0

almost 4 years ago

 

Panther Cub (2021) hancurman

Starts out smelling like a shot of bourbon, then the maple syrup and vanilla interact as the beer warms up and it comes into its own, like some sort of scented body powder. It’s altogether too sweet for my liking.

1.0

about 4 years ago

 

Dirty Bastard hancurman

Full-bodied, grassy, some bitterness. Great to drink.

3.0

about 4 years ago

 

Interstratal Abyss hancurman

Pretty enjoyable when I got about halfway in and the tropical fruit character started to shine through.

3.0

over 4 years ago

 

Double Dippy Doo hancurman

It’s a nice hazy.

3.0

over 4 years ago

 

Oude Geuze A L’Ancienne VAT 108bis Mono Blend hancurman

A mellow, less rustic Boon. Very slight barrel aged character.

2.0

over 4 years ago

 

Kentucky Breakfast Stout (KBS) (2019) hancurman

Pretty strong... the only beer I could think of that would stand up to toasted marshmallow ice cream.

4.0

over 4 years ago

 

Black Buffalo (Barrel Aged Buffalo Trace) hancurman

A one of a kind beer. Feels like we’ve come full circle with this. I’m glad to have shared it with the bros.

5.0

over 4 years ago

 
5.0

over 4 years ago

 
4.0

over 4 years ago

 

Stedsegrøn / Evergreen hancurman

Full bodied for 3.5 ABV.

2.0

over 4 years ago

 

Oude Geuze White Vermouth Foeders hancurman

Fairly straightforward Boon geuze. Not picking up anything distinctively vermouth-like.

3.0

almost 5 years ago